Of bad boys and good boys

My friend Basy and I saw Paul at Fully Booked. And when we went to Rustans, we saw Stephen. While having dinner:
Basy: Who are those guys?
Gerty: They're my friends 
Basy: No kidding...
Gerty: Who else could they be?
Basy: Former suitors? Guys whose heart you broke but pretended not to know
Gerty: I'll take that as a compliment
Basy: Where did you meet Paul? Looks like a good boy.
Gerty: On a charity event
Basy: Charity event my ass! And the bad boy Stephen?
Gerty: On the World Wide Web

Oooh forest

Gerty:   "You guys did it?!! Where did you do it?"

Gerty's friend:  "In the forest man! In the forest!!!"

Just when I thought it only happens in movies hahaha

One of those days

I feel a little lost today.

Guy friend:   "I got married last weekend"
Gerty:   "Why?"
 
Why? Duh... Stupid question. I need coffee...