Before I get any violent reactions and raised eyebrows, I would like
to clarify that I am posting this blog entry due to the demand of some
of my guy friends whom I’ve bugged this morning by questions that
probably made them think what the heck was wrong with me. I remember
somebody asked me, “Where are you? Did you go to work?” Most of
you might have thought that maybe I was in a bizarre situation and I
couldn’t find where satiny begins when I started discussing details
about these matters.
We’ve heard it from other people and read on forwarded emails how good lovemaking is for our health. It is considered to be the safest sport since it can also burn calories and tone up muscles. I would say it’s also inexpensive because you won’t have to buy sneakers, rubber shoes, shirts and jogging pants! Scientific tests say that “a lot” of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. A lot?! Does it really take “a lot” to cure mild depression and relieve headaches? But just this morning, I read an article by Marie Acosta in Manila Standard (it’s just a printed copy so I can’t really tell what date it was written) the bad effects of too much sex.
Forgive me for butting this in but regardless of all those scientific explanations, I can imagine how somebody could die just by doing the act itself….. (oops!) Freaky! Anyway, let’s go on with topic.
Ms. Acosta said that based on medical science and Oriental books on sex like the Kama Sutra from India and Perfumed Garden (nice title! hehehe) from the Arabs, if only the male organ can really talk, it would beg every man -- the treacherous husband and the libidinous unhitched man – to be more careful with sex or else it can create mind imbalance or shorten his lifespan. Now I say this is a very good punishment to those unfaithful partners.
She said that if one makes use of sex for the good of the body and soul, the person could live up to 101 years. But the person loses extra years, not just days in his life, for every bad sexual act. So now I am sharing to you a sort of summary of her so-called primer on sex therapy.
Healthy sex is not just getting orgasm. There must be an exchange of essences between lovers. Essences are equal to fluids. Just as a man should give his semen, he must also receive the three essences of a woman because these are extremely beneficial to his health. These fluids flow from the two ducts under her tongue, her breasts and her female organ. These three secretions come out “only” when she is fully aroused and moaning with passion (faking it wouldn’t work). The man should be able to bring her to full arousal or else he loses his semen without getting in return thus shortening his life. When the man releases seminal fluid, it is also the cerebrospinal fluid coming from the brain and such massive loss would derange the mind.
It says that upon ejaculation, a man drains essences and energy and it would take a minimum of three days before it can be replenished. It takes longer to replenish semen than blood lost in blood donation. That is why, a man should learn how to make love without ejecting too much semen because the retained fluid goes back to the cerebrospinal fluid that nourishes the brain.
Ejaculation is extremely forbidden when a man is drunk, sick or full with food. It is also important for lovers to breathe each other's breath and exchange bio-energy during foreplay. But one should not breathe in the other's mouth during orgasm for it is full of waste and toxins. This bio-energy comes from the skin of a woman in heat.
According to sex experts, a man should know how and when to make love for the good of his health. The man should therefore learn how to suppress his emission, absorb a woman’s fluid (by helping the woman reach orgasm) and making the semen return to his brain to attain longevity.
So children, do you all understand? LMAO Hmm.. I'm thirsty.
JY1504
We’ve heard it from other people and read on forwarded emails how good lovemaking is for our health. It is considered to be the safest sport since it can also burn calories and tone up muscles. I would say it’s also inexpensive because you won’t have to buy sneakers, rubber shoes, shirts and jogging pants! Scientific tests say that “a lot” of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. A lot?! Does it really take “a lot” to cure mild depression and relieve headaches? But just this morning, I read an article by Marie Acosta in Manila Standard (it’s just a printed copy so I can’t really tell what date it was written) the bad effects of too much sex.
Forgive me for butting this in but regardless of all those scientific explanations, I can imagine how somebody could die just by doing the act itself….. (oops!) Freaky! Anyway, let’s go on with topic.
Ms. Acosta said that based on medical science and Oriental books on sex like the Kama Sutra from India and Perfumed Garden (nice title! hehehe) from the Arabs, if only the male organ can really talk, it would beg every man -- the treacherous husband and the libidinous unhitched man – to be more careful with sex or else it can create mind imbalance or shorten his lifespan. Now I say this is a very good punishment to those unfaithful partners.
She said that if one makes use of sex for the good of the body and soul, the person could live up to 101 years. But the person loses extra years, not just days in his life, for every bad sexual act. So now I am sharing to you a sort of summary of her so-called primer on sex therapy.
Healthy sex is not just getting orgasm. There must be an exchange of essences between lovers. Essences are equal to fluids. Just as a man should give his semen, he must also receive the three essences of a woman because these are extremely beneficial to his health. These fluids flow from the two ducts under her tongue, her breasts and her female organ. These three secretions come out “only” when she is fully aroused and moaning with passion (faking it wouldn’t work). The man should be able to bring her to full arousal or else he loses his semen without getting in return thus shortening his life. When the man releases seminal fluid, it is also the cerebrospinal fluid coming from the brain and such massive loss would derange the mind.
It says that upon ejaculation, a man drains essences and energy and it would take a minimum of three days before it can be replenished. It takes longer to replenish semen than blood lost in blood donation. That is why, a man should learn how to make love without ejecting too much semen because the retained fluid goes back to the cerebrospinal fluid that nourishes the brain.
Ejaculation is extremely forbidden when a man is drunk, sick or full with food. It is also important for lovers to breathe each other's breath and exchange bio-energy during foreplay. But one should not breathe in the other's mouth during orgasm for it is full of waste and toxins. This bio-energy comes from the skin of a woman in heat.
According to sex experts, a man should know how and when to make love for the good of his health. The man should therefore learn how to suppress his emission, absorb a woman’s fluid (by helping the woman reach orgasm) and making the semen return to his brain to attain longevity.
So children, do you all understand? LMAO Hmm.. I'm thirsty.
JY1504
1 comments:
"Ejaculation is extremely forbidden when a man is drunk, sick or full with food"
OH MY god! hahaha really now?lol got no idea haha yikes.......thanks gerty for educating me with that bit of info lol...derr!
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